I'm Mr Brightside

I just can’t look its killing me
And taking control
Jealousy, turning saints into the sea
Swimming through sick lullabies
Choking on your alibis
But it’s just the price I pay
Destiny is calling me
Open up my eager eyes
‘Cause I’m Mr Brightside

etc etc

Rock on~

For Those Who Didn't Know...

Pheeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww!

*relieved*

A big thank you to those who supported me when I needed it, who comforted me when I was down, who prayed for me and my family.

A big thanks especially to my brudders, who was there when I needed them, who saw me when I was emo, who accompanied me when I just needed company, who accompanied me when I needed cheering up (by drinking and getting drunk and talking cock)

A big thanks to relatives and friends (whom I hope won't read this anyway :) ) who were there for me and my family when we needed them.

A very big thank you to God who answered our prayers and made us strong as a family.

Crisis Averted!

ALL CLEAR!

WEWEET!

xxx

Thank you Mr Impostor!

No, it wasn't me who posted that resolution.

No, I don't have such a resolution, I'm more realistic then that.

Yes, Mr Impostor is damn bo liao.

Yes, Thank you Mr Impostor for posting something like that, at least I got a reply!

Yes, Mr Impostor has a small Penis and thus feels the need to make up for it by posing as someone else and making someone else look bad.

Yes, I know who you are.

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Travis - Why Does It Always Rain On Me

I cant sleep tonight
Everybody saying everythings alright
Still I cant close my eyes
Im seeing a tunnel at the end of all these lights

Sunny days
Where have you gone?
I get the strangest feeling you belong

Why does it always rain on me?
Is it because I lied when I was seventeen?
Why does it always rain on me?
Even when the sun is shining
I cant avoid the lightning
Oh, where did the blue skies go?
And why is it raining so?
Its so cold

XXX

And so on and so forth..

cheers~

Guessing game~

Ahhhh long time no see!

Anyway before a certain someone kao peh me again, winner announcement!

Winners are... xyy, jessica, icestar and adam.

Sorry soo lim you are the sucks wahahah

PS: if u noticed, the pictures were in chronological order, that is, youngest to oldest... all u had to do was arrange the answers in order of timing...

So... I chiam you all 1xMac Meal...tell me when you want it..

xxx

Anyway, a new guessing game... no prizes but see whether u all clever or not...

was surfing through the web and saw this webbie... anyway they are all euphemisms... guess what they refer to!

1. Be your own best friend
2. Consulting with your silent partner
3. Discovering your own potential
4. Exercise one's right
5. Giving the half-blind dog a run for his money
6. Helping put Mr. Kleenex's kids through college
7. Making the world safe for democracy
8. One man band
9. Play five against one
10. Pulling your own weight

Some of them are funny as hell (i like numbers 3 ,6 and 8 the best), and some of them i just dont get (7)

ahh well.. lets see what kind of mind u have , and for a the actual webbie click here

xxxx

Sorry lah friends... today's post not as funny as the previous one... no inspiration lah... and yeah... had quite a good reaction for the prev one... till the next post!

Frequently Asked Questions..

Me: "Where to find girlfriend?"

Good Friend: "Findgirlfriend.com"

Me: "From Singapore one leh?"

Good Friend: " .com.sg"

Me: " Live in Simei one?"

Good Friend: " .com.sg/simei"

Me: "Chio one?"

Good Friend: " findchiogirlfriend.com"

Me: "From Singapore one leh?"

and so on and so forth...

cheers~

xxx

Enter the contest and Win a prize!

Ah So late still awake! 4 am still blog! Blog what blog! Go work lah!

*Stomach Growling*

Hungry sia...

Anyway, just spent the whole day and night doing up resume and cover letters and shit, and sent out two job appications.

Wish me luck!

Anyway, anyone got any openings for writers/journalist and the like? e-mail me...

xxx

Oh seems like I have new fans on my blog! Weeweet I'm getting popular, even with people I don't know!

I'm so popular I'm even killing people!

1*beep*2: hai! your blogs are killing me!! keep up the good work!The last time I checked murder was still a capital offence in this country, so I just want to make it clear to mr poh-lice reading this that I didn't actually kill the 1*beep*2 guy.

And yes SexyGirl, Kudos to you too! After all, you're just a randomly generated comment from a porn site, that tags on ppl's blog to spam them and to make ppl visit your site!

Ahhhh, the wonders of technology.. it brought us up-to-date information, information at our fingertips, and useless quotes from non-existent people!

xxx

Anyway, was doing up my resume and scanned my photos into my com, and voila!


Whats with the black shirts ?! Every single bloody picture wear black shirt! Somebody get the guy a makeover! He needs a new wardrobe!

Yes please, buy me new clothes.

Aaaanyway, got a game for you!

The pictures were taken (not in order),

1. In Poly Year 3
2. One week before ORD
3. Just Before enrolment to Poly
4. 2 months after ORD
5. Just After BMT

So, the game is to match the description to the photos!

Put up your answers on the comment page of this post (NOT THE TAGBOARD), with your name, and the people with the correct answers will win a prize!

For example, If you think that the first picture was taken 5. Just after BMT, the second is 3. Just before enrolment into Poly and so on.. Type:

Stupid Game! 53412

in comment section located below. or click here instead.

Closing date is hmmm, 14th of November Midnight, or when I happy, whichever comes first.

So, send in your answers now!

xxx

Dont bother trying to ask me for the correct answer (However, if you are a girl and attempt to seduce me, *hint hint*, then i just might give you clues, or if you're good enough; the answer.. )

I'll only tell you the answer after the deadline (14 Nov Midnight or when I happy, whichever comes first, remember!)

HUNGRY! Eat now! Bye bye! Send in your answers ASAP!

*In the event of multiple answers, only the latest reply would be counted*

DAMN BOH LIAO AH !

Click the # COMMENTS (below)to enter contest

WHY??!

Why Why Why?!!

Why can't I get It?

I do it everyweek, i make sure I set aside some time for you, I try and try and try again

I make sure that at least once a week I spend some time on it..

But I still cannot get it..

I spend money every week on you..

But Still...

WHy Why Why??!

Why do you do this to me!

I'm not even asking for everything and all, just a little bit will do

WHY I CANNOT STRIKE TOTO!

Prize Group Share Amount (each)No. of Winning Shares
Group 1 $3,178,685 1

ARGHHH!

So difficult meh! Group 6 prize $20 also shiok!

haiz... all my dreams are shattered...

I thought can no need to work for life..

No more car, no more house, no more parties at zouk..

No more multitude of babes surrounding me wherever I go..

Haiz

What must I do to get it..

SIAN AH!